Well said and well evidenced:

PHP isn’t so much a language as a random collection of arbitrary stuff, a virtual explosion at the keyword and function factory.

I develop a lot of stuff with PHP these days, but I tend to agree that the language design is a massive suckfest. It’s the inconsistencies that drive me mad some days.

Oh please, please let this be true.

There are very few rules on microblogging platform Twitter. But if you use it for unsolicited “tweets” about male enhancement products, watch out: Twitter has started to shut down accounts that it has flagged as “spam,” reported blogger Jesse Stay.

From Matt Schinckel’s Database Management post on his blog, Paint the Tiger, Carve the Swan:

Accessing databases, however, can be interesting. Not in the sense that it is something you’d like to be spending time on, but more in the “May you live in interesting times” Chinese curse sense.

So very on the nose.